{"id":807,"date":"2022-04-26T15:06:15","date_gmt":"2022-04-26T15:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redactien20.nl\/?p=807"},"modified":"2022-04-26T15:06:15","modified_gmt":"2022-04-26T15:06:15","slug":"barn-swallow-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?p=807","title":{"rendered":"Barn swallow milk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m not a smoker, but this one was badly needed. Even if it didn\u2019t do anything, not even a godly catharsis as a symbol for my departure. As a matter of fact, it didn\u2019t last very long either. Not that it matters, it suffices for what it is.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no beer, or anything else, on me. Just a shot of Unicum, but that, I can\u2019t manage. Only a gold-rimmed glass of the goat-horned barn swallow milk could give the&#8230; right punch to end it right. So we leave and that\u2019s it. As if the movement of our mass didn\u2019t happen. Or a mass just did happen, and we are still sitting in the front row of those wooden benches, flabbergasted, waiting for the blessing of our favourite clergyman. But even the incense has been burned up and the spiders are back to repair their webs that have been wiped from the faces of the old frescoes. We won\u2019t have to celebrate before tomorrow. Down a couple of beers while the furniture moves its self into their homecoming corners, and the auxiliary verb where it wants to go. Life burps once more and some other clich\u00e9s come around. Eat a banana and you will see better or where those just carrots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:500px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not a smoker, but this one was badly needed. Even if it didn\u2019t do anything, not even a godly catharsis as a symbol for my departure. As a matter of fact, it didn\u2019t last very long either. Not that it matters, it suffices for what it is.&nbsp; I have no beer, or anything else,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1564,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","ub_ctt_via":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories"],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846.jpeg","author_info":{"display_name":"Balazs","author_link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?author=1"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846.jpeg","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846.jpeg",1620,2160,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-150x150.jpeg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-225x300.jpeg",225,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-768x1024.jpeg",768,1024,true],"large":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-768x1024.jpeg",768,1024,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-1152x1536.jpeg",1152,1536,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-1536x2048.jpeg",1536,2048,true],"400x250-crop":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/9AE52F55-0425-4671-BECE-DE5C27A66846-400x250.jpeg",400,250,true]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Balazs","author_link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"I\u2019m not a smoker, but this one was badly needed. 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