{"id":772,"date":"2022-02-27T12:57:26","date_gmt":"2022-02-27T12:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redactien20.nl\/?p=772"},"modified":"2022-02-27T12:57:26","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T12:57:26","slug":"kut-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?p=772","title":{"rendered":"Kut Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Een kat in een boom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Een pingu\u00efn in een blender<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Laarzen door spijkers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In heet ijzer bijten<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gieren om dooie gieren,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zoals aaseters met mes en vork vreten<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doordrongen in geleende spiegels<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Met gebroken zilver gespannen voor een geblindeerde raam<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Halleluja, de kat is dood<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De boom omgezaagd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En de priester heeft zichzelf begraven<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Een dezer dagen kunnen wij ook lachen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kut humor, dit was toch niet grappig<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:500px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Een kat in een boom<br \/>\nEen pingu\u00efn in een blender<br \/>\nLaarzen door spijkers<br \/>\nIn heet ijzer bijten<br \/>\nGieren om dooie gieren,<br \/>\nZoals aaseters met mes en vork vreten<br \/>\nHalleluja, de kat is dood<br \/>\nDe boom omgezaagd<br \/>\nEn de priester heeft zichzelf begraven<br \/>\nEen dezer dagen kunnen wij ook lachen<br \/>\nKut humor, dit was toch niet 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