{"id":2389,"date":"2025-05-21T22:17:34","date_gmt":"2025-05-21T22:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?p=2389"},"modified":"2025-11-15T14:37:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-15T14:37:13","slug":"absurd-gedicht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?p=2389","title":{"rendered":"Absurd gedicht"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1002\" data-src=\"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-1024x1002.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2439 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-1024x1002.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-300x293.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-768x751.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-1536x1502.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-2048x2003.jpg 2048w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1024px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1024\/1002;\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dit is een absurd gedicht<br>Geen gemaar<br>De kat is vastgenageld<br>Met de boten afgeklooft<br>Geen melk die meer vloeit<br>Alleen drank en vuur<br>Het is geen haat<br>Noch een mier<br>Zuur van binnen<br>Bitter uitgeperst<br>In een hoop meegesleurd<br>Daar is geen gemaar<br>Enkel<br>Boten<br>Drank<br>En vuur<br>En de gele ogen<br>Verstaard<br>Kijkend<br>Naar de wolken<br>Die leest<br>We zijn verdwaald<br>Was het maar<br>Absurd<br>Absurd<br>Was dit maar<br>Slechts een gedicht<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:255px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dit is een absurd gedicht<br \/>\nGeen gemaar<br \/>\nDe kat is vastgenageld<br \/>\nMet de boten afgeklooft<br \/>\nGeen melk die meer vloeit<br \/>\nAlleen drank en vuur<br \/>\nHet is geen haat<br \/>\nNoch een mier<br \/>\nZuur van binnen<br \/>\nBitter uitgeperst<br \/>\nIn een hoop meegesleurd<br \/>\nDaar is geen gemaar<br \/>\nEnkel<br \/>\nBoten<br \/>\nDrank<br \/>\nEn vuur<br \/>\nEn de gele ogen<br \/>\nVerstaard<br \/>\nKijkend<br \/>\nNaar de wolken<br \/>\nDie leest<br \/>\nWe zijn verdwaald<br \/>\nWas het maar<br \/>\nAbsurd<br \/>\nAbsurd<br \/>\nWas dit maar<br \/>\nSlechts een gedicht<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","ub_ctt_via":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235.jpg","author_info":{"display_name":"Balazs","author_link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?author=1"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235.jpg","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235.jpg",2413,2360,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-300x293.jpg",300,293,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-768x751.jpg",768,751,true],"large":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-1024x1002.jpg",790,773,true],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-1536x1502.jpg",1536,1502,true],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-2048x2003.jpg",2048,2003,true],"400x250-crop":["https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_7235-400x250.jpg",400,250,true]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Balazs","author_link":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/?author=1"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Dit is een absurd gedicht Geen gemaar De kat is vastgenageld Met de boten afgeklooft Geen melk die meer vloeit Alleen drank en vuur Het is geen haat Noch een mier Zuur van binnen Bitter uitgeperst In een hoop meegesleurd Daar is geen gemaar Enkel Boten Drank En vuur En de gele ogen Verstaard Kijkend&hellip;","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2389"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2851,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions\/2851"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hetb-archief.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}